Didn’t think it would come to the Jedi Mind Trick…

Actual phone call I had today. Easy Jet didn’t know I was recording it for quality assurance…

 

“Welcome to Easyjet, my name is (insert foreign name), can I have your reservation number?”

“Uh, I don’t have a reservation number, I have a question about making a reservation.”

“Okay, can I have your name, please.”

“Sure. My name is Dan.”

“That’s D-A-N? And what is your surname?”

“You don’t need my surname, I just have a question.”

“Uh. Okay, can I have your email address?”

“You don’t need my email address, I just have a question!”

“….Uhhhh… okay, I—”

“My question is this!….If Northern Ireland is part of the UK, can I travel there with just my driver’s license and not a passport???”

“… uh, okay, let me just check…. Can I put you on hold?”

-beep-

Yes. Go check with your Sith Lord, please.

jedi mind trick

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About doctornogrod

Daniel Cossette is a writer, actor, dancer, and mime originally from CT, USA. He's been writing, producing, and acting in scripts since jr. high. At Mimeistry International, Pasadena, CA he double-majored in Mime and Theology. Afterwards he founded Ambassador Arts and produced the shows Say It Louder! and Christmivest, including all original stories; he danced with Ad Deum Dance Company, Houston, TX, and eventually moved to England where works with Springs Dance Company, and directs Infusion Physical Theatre. He is married to a long time friend from the mime school, and currently resides in Cambridge, England.
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